03-25-2006, 04:20 PM
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Horroritis
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In the Rayne
Posts: 1,649
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Originally posted by bloodrayne
How to be a man......
1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.Umm...I open jars for Dustin...honestly
11. USING POWER TOOLS - Slightly more powerful than you need or can safely handle. Pneumatic drilling while smoking a fag? Superb.Hammer Drill, Band Saw, Circular Saw, Power Drill...These are mine, I don't let Dustin use them...I wouldn't want him to get hurt ;)
20. PARALLEL PARKING - Bosh, straight in. first time. Can Schumacher do that? No, because his cars got no reverse gear which, technically, makes you the worlds best driver.My ability to parallel park quickly and correctly was one of the first things that impressed Dustin...Yup, he's easily impressed...lol
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I object! This makes me sound far more girly and simple-minded than I really am
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