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Originally posted by Haunted
To answer this question I'm going to put the original actors/characters, a dash and the archetype of today. Actresses and actors... I'm not so sure of at the mo.
Ally Sheedy/Alison- Goth girl, with a little more attitude than Alison
Jud Nelson/ John Bender- a gangster rapper type kid
Molly Ringwald/Claire- that archetype never dies, but maybe she's black.
Emilio Estevez/Andrew- Another archetype that never dies, again, unfortunately, but instead of being a wrestler, he's into marshal arts.
Anthony Micheal Hall/Bryan- Instead of being really good at mathematics, he's a mad computer dude.
Let's keep Vernon as the same kind of guy only played by someone you wouldn't expect. The only example I could come up with is Chow yun Fat. Don't ask me why.
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Mmmmm, not bad....how about....
Alison - Ridlin girl who was possibly abused by her adopted parents and has turned into an angsty, "bi" art student drop out that cuts herself and listens to Diamanda Galas and swears it's the voice of God.
Claire - Exactly the same but with a nose job and a Prada bag, absolutely emulates Paris Hilton and spends her Father's money on abortions.
Andrew - Exactly the same yet moodier due to the performance enhancing steroids and his drinking problem. Likes to hunt "fags" in his spare time. HE would be the white gangsta-rapper wigger.
John - Metalhead. Smarter in life than the rest, angry as all hell and still pretty much a stoner/anti-socialite.
Brian - Mad computer nerd, yes, also extremely homosexual and into emo. He's got that hair blown from behind by an industrial fan look. The real difference is he would be all the girl's "friend" due to his girly demeanor.