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Originally posted by The STE
Debbie Does Dallas. It had a good premise, but two things killed the movie for me:
1) All the hair. It's like razors weren't invented until the late 80s or something. It's like they stapled muppets to their groins
2) Blue semen. There's fucking blue semen coming out of a guy's penis in one of the scenes. That's just gross.
I'd totally be into a smooth shaven, white semen'd version of Debbie Does Dallas
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They remade it about ten years ago I think. Smooth and white all the way through. ;)