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19. PHONE CALLS THAT LAST LESS THAN A MINUTE - Unlike birds, we get straight to the point. "Alright? Yep. Drink? Red lion? George, it is then. Seven. See ya."I rarely EVER answer my phone...Actually, now that I think about it...I have not used a phone in over a week
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How well I know this, because I've tried to call you. I think your fuck-ass ex husband answered one night. Piece o' shit. Can I say that?