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OK, so little Johnny is riding along with his dad in dad's pickup truck when they see 2 dogs fucking on the side of the road. Little Johnny asks daddy, "what are those doggies doing?" Daddy, a little embarrassed replies "they're making puppies, son."
Later that night, little Johnny walks into mommy and daddy's room where they just happen to be making love. Little Johhny asks quite innocently, "daddy, what are you doing?" Daddy, quite embarrassed this time, replies "ah, we're making a baby, son." Little Johnny says "well, flip her over daddy, I want a puppy!"
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"Onward, through the fog..." -Me
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