[Evis²]

I have something very important to tell you all.

It all started last week Friday. I got off of work and went out with all my friends. We were all having a good time at this party, lots of good looking girls and everything. Time came and went and eventually I passed out. When I awoke Saturday morning, my head was pounding and my wrists were aching. I tried getting up, but to my surprise, I was handcuffed, ass naked to the bed. I undid the safety release, put my clothes on and walked around the house. No one was there, so I got the fuck out of there.

I stopped at the doctor a few days later because I've been throwing up the past few days. Particularly early in the morning. Yes, that's right. I too am pregnant. I have such mixed feelings, but you know, I just have a feeling it's all going to work out.














































Oh yeah, and I guess finding out that I had the organs to be humanly able to produce a child is pretty big news too.