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			A Beer Before It Starts
 A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
 TV, and said to his wife, "Quick,  bring me a beer before it starts."
 
 She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.    When he finished
 it,  he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This
 time she  looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
 
 When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
 
 "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
 your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run
 around like your slave.    Don't you realize that I cook and clean and
 wash and iron all day long?
 
 The husband sighed. "Shit, it's started."
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