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First Name: John
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Hair: Short, dark brown and spiky. Used to have a mohawk but I looked like shit with it.
Height: 5'11''
Residence: Iowa
House, Apartment or Other: Apartment
Significant Other: Jessie
Kids: Hah...
Occupation: Food Court Grunt
Some Things You May Not Know:
-I'm a huge Cubs and Bears fan
-I talk in my sleep
-I'm afraid of any flying insect
-I'm a genius
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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