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Originally posted by Haunted
Dear IA,
Everytime I fuck my exboyfriend he farts in the middle a few minutes before climax. That can't be my fault can it?
Signed,
Tired of fucking a skunk.
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If he's farting "in the middle a few minutes before climax" , that means the whole thing last only 6 minutes.
Dump the smelly premature ejaculating slob.