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Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick
Cold as a well diggers ass
As hot as a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire- one of my dad's.
I'm getting fehklempt
Fuck you and the horse you road in on
Get fucked!
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
Nervous as a long tailed/sore tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Rode hard and put away wet. (Describes bad luck)
As funny as a fart in a diver's helmet. (Another one of my dad's).
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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