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Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and
an American engineer -- are working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of
it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three
wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land
to be forever fertile in Canada."
Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land
in Canada is forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin is amazed, so he says, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,
there is a huge wall around those countries.
The American engineer says, "I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie
explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet
thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing
can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."
The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
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