Hmmm...
If a vampire bit a zombie...
Would the vampire become a zombie?...Cuz, if a vampire drinks 'dead blood' then it dies, right?...But, zombies carry the 'infection' in their blood that makes people zombies...So, the vampire would be a zombie, right?...So, then you could kill the vampire/zombie by shooting it in the head...Or would you put a stake thru it's heart?....Shoot it in the heart?...Stake it through the head?....
If a zombie bit a vampire.....umm....Would the zombie come back to life, because of the whole eternal life thing?...Or would it be a zombie that couldn't be killed?...Or...uhhh....*ouch*
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