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Old 03-01-2006, 07:44 PM
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Originally posted by Despare
Dear IA,

I want advice on something, but not from you. I find your advice too sensible. Any suggestions?
You could always walk into your garage, pull a hammer from the drawer, and bash yourself on top of your head with it. That outta dumb yourself down enough to read the kind of advice most columns have to offer.
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