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Originally posted by nightbreed
sharks and ill tell you why. you see when i tell this to everyone theyre like "well your more likely to be attacked by a bear or mountain lion etc" well let me ask you this. when was the last time you ever saw a baby shark on a calendar playing with its equally as cute baby shark siblings or snuggling with its adult shark mother? you havent and thats why they are the worst. lions and tigers and bears (oh my) are cute and cuddly when their little. a shark comes out of its egg, opens its black soulless eyes and says KILL. i mean really they are the worlds perfect killer, aside from man. i mean really if sharks ever evolve wings.......
the human race is done with.
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I am totally with you on sharks, I think part of the reason is that when you are in the water you cannot defend yourself against a shark attack, I mean you are out of your element and on a different plane of existance almost, a shark can move in the water way faster than man and you sure as hell cant run through the water. If you got attacked by a bear or mountain lion at least you have a chance to defend yourself, reach into that suckers throat and rip out his tongue. I heard of a lady who was attacked by a mountain lion in Kalif. and she grabbed the lions tongue and tore it out. How she did this I have no idea but it is amazing what you can do when you know if you dont fight you are going to die.
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