[stubbornforgey]

maw and paw were sitting in a cafe
when this beautiful blonde woman
behind them starts choking..
paw jumps out of his seat..
lifts up the womans skirt and proceeds to lick her ass.
with that the blonde ..coughs a few times and the food comes flying out of her mouth and paw lowers her skirt and sits down again.
maw:thats was a mighty fine thang ya did thar paw..what was it..?
paw:aw shux maw..tis a new fing the city folk call the hind lickin' manouver.:D