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Originally posted by wood_elf_pansy
what are your pickup lines? Or comebacks to a pickup line?
Got any funny ones?
Post em.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Most of those are Lame, and the rest would be really bitch answers to relatively innocent questions (the "is this seat taken" one, for all she knows he just wants to fucking sit down, and if he's asking what she does for a living, it's not gonna be the first thing he says, so it's probably in mid-conversation)