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Old 02-19-2006, 06:51 PM
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Originally posted by Taom
Dear IA;

(For once this is a serious one)

I think my dog is pregnant..........I'm not sure which of the two previously unseen dogs may be the father. This could get ugly (talkin bout the possible puppies) The vet says it may be hormones, or she may be preggo. What should I do?
My advice is to wait and see, but go ahead and plan for puppies. If she's not pregnant, you can be frustrated for making precautions for nothing. If she is, you'll be happy that you did.

Arrange your house or apartment so that it's "potty and chewing safe". Isolate a room (preferably hard-wood with newspaper covering) for the puppies to be in, one without valuables.

If you don't want the puppies, put up fliers in advance. Call friends and family and ask if they would want a puppy given the chance coming up. Better safe than sorry.
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