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Old 02-17-2006, 06:33 PM
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Originally posted by newb
Dear IA75

How do i explain to my wife & kids that i'm on a bus to Kentucky on a "business trip", while they are sitting at home waiting for their supper.


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Tell them a story about a man who once saved your life while copiously weeping. The next day pretend you just got a phone call from someone saying that same man died. They won't fault you for leaving to go to his "funeral".
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