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Originally posted by stubbornforgey
Dear IA..
em too perfect..
my teeth are perfect
my hair is perfect..
my complexion and manner is perfect..
Just downright 'PREFECT'
But...i have one little flaw..
my feet are crooked.
How can i get perfect feet .??
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Chop your feet off. That way you're nothing but perfect features.
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