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this is a good one.
dildo dilemma:
A man and women are happily married, but the only problem is when ever they have a root, he turns off the lights,the miss’s has no problem with it until now, being sick of her husbands habit, she decide’s during sex to turn on the light, to her shock her husband has a dildo in his hand, "you impotent bastard" so thats how you’ve fuck me all these years, "well hurry up explain yourself you fucking asshole". ok replies the husband "i will explain about the dildo if you can explain our three fucking kids."
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray?
Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer.
"Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman.
"Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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