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two vampires....
Two vampires walk into a bar. The bartender asks what will u be having
tonight? One vampire says warm blood and the other says water. The
bartender asks "why dont you want blood 2night sir? And the vampire pulls
out a tampon and replyd Im makin tea.
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray?
Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer.
"Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman.
"Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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