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hand job.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sighn above the bar that reads..
ham sandwich’s $2
chicken sandwich’s $3
hand jobs $4
so the man walks up to the hot woman with big tits behind the bar and ask’s excuse me are you the one who does the hand jobs?
she smiles at him and sais yes
the man then replies can you wash your hands i would like a ham sandwich.
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray?
Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer.
"Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman.
"Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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