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Old 02-17-2006, 09:59 AM
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House of 9

"House on Haunted Hill" meets "Saw" in House of 9. Nine people are kidnapped and secluded in an elegant, but barred up house (???). Last one alive leaves with 5 million dollars. Okay, this movie sucked more than Paris Hilton in Nine Lives! First of all, tha acting was terrible (including Dennis Hopper). The characters were cardboard cut-outs who I'd piss on if I met them! I didn't give a rat's ass about anybody! Directing is bad! Everything is bad about this flick! The only thing worse than this is Son of the Mask! A must-avoid!

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