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Old 02-17-2006, 09:40 AM
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Originally posted by wood_elf_pansy
Dear IA,
I was told by someone to stop my addiction to cigarettes and start drinking, heavily. I have a problem with this though. I don't have any alcohol. I am still stuck here with two babies and have no vehicle, what should I do?
High and Dry(lol you don't know how true that is)
Hmm, a follow up.

Well, there is always self-restraint... but this is America.... Alright, idle hands are the Devil's something-or-other, so I would suggest occupying yourself with something. Start writing a short story, or make a costume for one of your babies so the other gets jealous.
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