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Originally posted by The Flayed One
Dear IA,
I'm a huge Oakland Raiders fan. I've recently grown a beard, and some jerk keeps telling me I look like Jake Plummer. I'd kill him, but he's by bartender. What should I do?
-Anger Rising
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Try telling him that you're going for more of a "Bob Brown" look, the Raiders Hall of Fame OT from 71'. Granted, Brown didn't have a beard. But the bartender probably won't know who you're talking about anyway, so you can play it off.