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Old 02-17-2006, 09:15 AM
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Originally posted by wood_elf_pansy
Dear IA,
I want a cigarette, my sister has them, she is about 40 minutes away, I don't have a vehicle here, and I'm watching two babies under the age of 9 months, what should I do?
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This is an interesting dilemma. Cigarettes are obvious addictions. Its been proven over time that one thing that cures an addiction is another addiction. My advice to you is to try drinking heavily, if there's alcohol in the house. If not try the old fashioned approach and sniff a permanent marker.
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