Ahem...
There once was a man from Nantucket
whose penis was shaped like a bucket
His gal liked his dick
but they broke up real quick
cuz she tried but she just couldn't suck it
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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