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Old 02-16-2006, 05:47 PM
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Originally posted by mothermold
dear I.A.,

my girlfriend is upset with me because i insist on listening to "the battle hymn of the republic" during lovemaking....she claims it's distracting,i tell her it inspires me....what to do? please help sort this mess out I.A.



-momo
You should explain to her that this music is for both of you. Without it, the passionate love-making you two experience is all but lost... a slow-paced, boring experience where everyone ends up crying. She'll understand.
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