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Originally posted by alkytrio666
Dear I.A.
I've been reading your column ever since it came out. I'm a huge fan!
But anyway, here's my question:
Should I fake my orgasms?
Thanks!
-Kev
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Faking orgasms is hard for men to do. The semen's a dead giveaway. Maybe you could say you're pulling out then put your penis out of view, and let your facial expression give the IMPRESSION you ejaculated on the floor, or a coat... or a chair.