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Old 02-16-2006, 05:40 PM
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Originally posted by Spallalala
Dear I.A,

I have had this problem for sometime now and really need to get it under control. I fart too much. So uh..Can you help me ?
Yes, yes I can. This is not a mental problem, this is your body telling you something's wrong. I suggest you start listening to your body; start jogging more, eat less pasta and red meat, and start using enemas.... lots of em'.
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