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Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Do stairs go up or down?
When people say, "I?m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Can mute people burp?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
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Originally Posted by ferretchucker
It's not rape if you shout suprise!
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