[Posher778]

i imed her before the movie came out. my convos arent as funny as you guys'. but, then again, i have zero tolerance for these things.



PoShEr778: have you checked the children?
jill020306: i've been getting these really creepy phone calls. i'd feel better if u would talk 2 me for a little while.
ask me what happened.
jill020306: so i am walking 2 third period and i c bobby and my best friend tiffany kissing in the hallway. how more obvious can u be?
PoShEr778: have you checked the children
jill020306: so i broke up with him.
PoShEr778: have you checked the children
jill020306: and she and i r fighting.
me: HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN
jill: i'm fine, thanks.
me: HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN
jill: omg omg. i'm getting these creepy phone calls. ask me what happened.
me:fine. don't check the children... see what happens when the children CHECK YOU!!!
jill: i saw bobby cheating on me.

(enraged and depressed, i leave the computer, a little less life inside)