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Chapter 2: places killers are waiting.


Killers often wait for you to come to them, and this chapter will help you not go to those places.

1 under beds. they like to be under beds, so dont look under them, or walk near them, just avoid them.

2 behind doors... i cannot tell you how many times people get killed because they werent ready for a killer behind a door... to stop a killer that you think is behind a door, swing it closed FAST and SMACK with whatever weapon you have and back up, or run out of the room and out of the house as fast as you can. don't go back to where you founf them, they wont be where you left them if you knocked them out, and they WILL be waiting for you.


3 mirrors. killers pop up in mirrors behind people in almost every movie, get used to it. just break all the mirrors in your house now if your a victim of said horror movie style killings and such. sure its extreme... but then again... so is this guide. so get over it. dont have mirrors on the back of your door, if you close the door, he'll be standing there behind you. just close the door and quickly turn around and swing a weapon as fast as you can. aim for the eyes and forehead, they work the best.

4 backseats of cars. killers hide here a lot. just check the backseat before you get in... check under the car too, or just don't use ur car, run you idiot, stop reading and run!!


more later, i'm tired. don't post your own chapters, this is mah book, copyright by something i made up.