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"Who had the roast beef?"
"Ah, that would be me. Thank you."
"Aaaand, the spam? Who ordered the spam?"
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"No one ordered spam."
"Ah, I see. Well I'll just put it right here on the table anyway."
"No, we don't want it. Take it back, please."
"Mmm, spam it is. Delicious spam. Here you are, enjoy."
"Waiter, you're upsetting my wife."
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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