[cheebacheeba]

I know, I know...it's not meant to be someone you'd never actually come into contact with, but...this skyhawk idiot who has yet to develope balls enough to say anything to anyone but me, up in here.
If reality allowed for the situation, I think I'd ask him to have a few free shots, just so I could laugh it off. then I'd like to punch him squarely in the nose, repeatedly...not too hard, just hard enough to cause small breakages, and a lot of pain. Then I'd like to take my super-sharp chefs knife, shove it through his tongue right down until it came out behind his chin, and then I think I'd saw the knifes way out of there, slash his face, arms and hands a little, and apply lemon juice liberally. Then I'd probably just watch him slip around in his own blood a little, and call the emergency services for the poor guy. After all, I'd never want to kill anyone, but this one, I would like to see hurting more than a little.

Stupid immature shit.