I would've went and got a bible, walked in to the pastor's office and tossed it on the table. When the pastor looked down at it then back up at me I simply would have said: "Read it asshole." Then I would have left and if I wanted to go to church it certainly wouldn't have been that one.
On another note, wouldn't church be the best place to meet somebody *IF* you're looking for another Christian to be in a relationship with?
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