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Old 01-29-2004, 10:43 AM
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Here's another good one:

Wednesyday.....
Homer: Well, we're almost there
Marge,: Did you remember to lock the front door?
Homer: D'oh!
Thursday.......
Homer: Well, we're almost there again
Marge: When you locked the front door, did you remember to lock the back door?
Homer: D'oh! D'oh!
Friday......
Homer: Well, It's been a long drive, but we're finally almost there again...
Lisa: Oh my god! We forgot Grandpa at the gas station!

(everyone is quiet)

Lisa: What about grandpa?...


Then they show up

One of Burnsy's best lines ever:
Oh, look Smithers, the sea monkeys I ordered have arrived. Look at them cavort and caper...

Smithers: Um, sir, they are the winter caretakers
Burns: Yes, they work hard and they play hard.:)
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