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Old 02-07-2006, 04:01 AM
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True Story:

About 3 years ago, I dated a cop who lived by a cemetery...We went to his house and he said, "So, if you knew that I lived by a cemetery you probably wouldn't have gone out with me, huh?"...I said, "I probably would have gone out with you sooner"...lol

Needless to say, it didn't work out...When I had told him that I did NOT want to watch Lifetime, which he suggested with, "I don't watch much television besides ESPN...What would you like to watch?...Lifetime?...Women like that, right?":rolleyes:

I informed him that I really only watched horror movies, to which he replied "I can't really get into that stuff...I've seen a few and they look like something some kids thought up...Like that 'Living Dead' one"....

Well....That was the end of THAT
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