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Old 02-06-2006, 08:40 AM
VampiricClown VampiricClown is offline
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Re: cantelope fucker

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Originally posted by zomb5150
Well the towel (or newspapers) are intended to His man-goo also.

important note: after carving a hole to accomodate the size of Your penis heat cantelope for 30-45 seconds in a microwave oven to help simulate the natural warm body temperature of a real live woman.:D
There aren't any cantelope's big enough.:D
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