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Old 02-06-2006, 07:39 AM
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cantelope fucker

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Originally posted by Zero
uhm, dude, those are totally UNNATURAL fruit "juices"
Well the towel (or newspapers) are intended catch to His man-goo also.

important note: after carving a hole to accomodate the size of Your penis heat cantelope for 30-45 seconds in a microwave oven to help simulate the natural warm body temperature of a real live woman.:D

Last edited by zomb5150; 02-06-2006 at 03:01 PM.
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