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Originally posted by VampiricClown
My middle name is Cole.
I've never had sex.
I don't have any friends.
I do not usually get along with other males.
People think I'm a stalker.
I don't have any piercings or Tattoo's.
And I'm usually either pissed off or depressed 98% of the time.
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I think sex is overrated anyway, You can have just as much fun with a good porno, lubricating jelly and Your hand, and if You wanna try something really fun carve a hole into a cantelope and fuck the hell out of it, I'd recommend putting down some newspapers or a towel as a drop cloth because as You start to really get into it and Your giving it all you got You'll tend to get seeds and natural fruit juices all over the place.
most of all just have fun, You'll get laid before You know it.:)