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Old 01-28-2004, 06:34 AM
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They could make a LAND SHARK.. And i t could come on land, and it could klill people, and it could have Craig T Nelson in it.


Oh wait, they made that. it was called "Creature". Peter Benchley wrote it. because he is a fucking idiot who could never get past Jaws, so he wrote "Jaws with a squid" (The Beast) and "Jaws on land" (Creature). Whay can't he choke on some seafood and die?
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