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Old 01-27-2004, 05:36 PM
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I think i would live. I'm one of those tenacious assholes that never gives up, and im a know it all. I am also the non-sexually frustrated nerd type.

"Hot blonde wants to go down on me in the woods where those teens were killed last year? hmmmmmm........


I think i'll jerk off. Bye blonde!"

Unless it was a situation like noah in the ring...... Or Clemens in Alien three. Then I'm fucked. Heapin' Helpin of alien chum, right here. I've had dreams that the aliens were stalking me in everything from sci-fi worlds to everyday settings. I swear its gonna get me someday.

I guess that is how freddy would get me.
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