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(thanks to haunted for calling me precious - a word never before associated with me?!?!)

speaking of coffee shops. . .

i go down to my local coffee shop - one of those indepedent one's (i.e., not starbucks) - and order a "tall house". . . now, ok, i understand that "tall" and "grande" and "venti" are made-up Starbucks words, but hey, they've entered the popular vocabulary. . . anyway, the owner lady says to me "I don't know what a 'tall' is - we only have small, medium or large"


So i told her to kiss my poo-nuts*





















(ok, in actuality I just turned around angrily and didn't leave a tip - but i was thinking "kiss my poo-nuts")