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Originally posted by cheebacheeba
Wow...all this talk about erections is giving me one, just a moment if you would - hold on while I line up the next few blood donors.
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blood donors? Pfft. I tried using other people's blood, but my penis just broke their necks and made me have sex with the more attractive of their female relatives (granted, I didn't protest much...or at all)
So now I just have a device implanted into my scrotum which gives me 4x the blood I would normally have, 3/4 of which goes to my penis