[cheebacheeba]

I'll tell a blonde joke, then a couple that'll piss people off.

A blonde woman walks into an electronics store, has a quick look around, and browses until one of the store assistants approaches. She says "I'd like to buy that Television", he replies, "Sorry lady, we don't serve blondes"...without another word, she huffs out of the store. She simply won't have this, so, goes and buys herself a burgundy coloured hair dye, and colours her hair.
The next day, she heads back to the same shop, grabs the attendant, points, and says she'd like to buy the television. Again, she's told "Sorry, we don't serve blondes", she can't believe what she's hearing and is frankly a little confused. Again, she goes to the shop and this time buys a BLACK hair dye, and not only colours, but cuts her hair.
The next day, same shop again. She marches right in, and this time goes to a different sales attendant. "You! I want to buy that TV, and I want it NOW!" He looks at her for a moment, and says to her, "Yeah, look...I'm sorry but I can't serve you"
"Because I'm blonde?!?"
"Because you're blonde."
"That's it, where's the manager? I want to make a complaint about you and your co-workers! You're so rude, and how would you even know I was blonde???"
He looks at her a moment longer, and says
"Because that's not a television, it's a microwave"


What's black and blue and hates sex?
Victims of violent rape.

Bad huh....wait for it.....


Last one:

Whats 12 inches, stiff in the morning and makes women scream?
Crib Death babies

I apologise in advance to anyone outrightly offended by these jokes, I didn't write them, and where better to talk about a "horrible" topic, than a horror forum. Those that still want to get on my nuts about it, Run along and eat a dick.
;)