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Old 01-15-2006, 05:41 PM
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one day a man was sitting on his porch and saw a kid walking down the street with some chicken wire.
the man asks, "whatcha doin with that there chicken wire?"
the boy resplies, "I'm gunna catch me some chickens."
"how you gunna catch chickens with chicken wire?" the man asks.
the boy says, "you'll see."
after a whle the boy comes walking back up the street with some chickens.

The next day, the man was sitting on his porch and the little kid comes walking down the street with some duct tape.
the man asks, "watcha doin with that there duct tape?"
the boy replies, "I'm gunna catch me some ducks."
the man asks, "how are you gunna catch ducks with duct tape?"
the boy replies, "you'll see."
after a while the boy comes walking back up the street with some ducks.

the next day the man was sitting on his porch and the little kid comes walking down the street with some pussy willow.
the man says "hold on let me get my shoes!!!"
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But, that is how it is so, be prepared.
I want you to know that the world is mean,
On the other side of the fence, grass isn't always green.
Look to a friend or someone you trust,
Holding them close is kind of a must.
You'll need to be strong and not too proud,
If you are afraid, just get loud.
Stand up for what it is you believe,
If you fail, dont give up and leave.
Be yourself and don't let anyone change you,
To yourself always, and I mean always, stay true.
Follow your heart where ever it leads,
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