[The STE]

lemme see if I can think of all of them:

1) Lazy
2) Apparently I have a predilection towards underage girls
3) A lot of times I dont' finish what I start
4) I'm short
5) I have bad skin
6) Lazy
7) I have an often sick sense of humor (not in a good way, in a "child pornography jokes" kindof way)
8) I only ever mean half of what I say
9) I repeat myself
10) I'm often in terrible health
11) I've somehow convinced myself I'm going to die really young
12) I have a really strong addiction to painkillers
13) I have a bad memory (which somewhat causes number 9)
14) I'm an asshole
15) This one is six words long
16) I'm emotionally distant
17) I'm self-centered
18) I'm overly self-deprecating
19) I eat horribly
20) I'm a hypocrite
21) I'm horribly intolerant
22) I have really high metabolism (no, it is NOT a good thing)
23) I repeat myself
24) I'm also a caffeine addict
25) I'm Obsessive-Compulsive about some stuff (I had to move a salt shaker to a different table at an IHOP once, for example)
26) I crack my joints too much and at inappropriate times

that's all I can think of for now

EDIT:
27) I stutter sometimes (ie: fairly often)
28) I slur my speech sometimes (not as often, though)