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A Steelers fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Browns fan
He saw strutting down the street in the obnoxious orange, brown and
White colors. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and swerve back
Just missing them.
One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would
do a good deed, and he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you
Going Father?" "I'm going to give mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2
Miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father! I'll give you
A lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they
Continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Browns fan walking down the road, and
He instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved
Back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still
Heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he
glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the
priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father, I almost
hit that Browns fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."
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