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Joke
Three guys die and stand before the gates of haven. St. Peter has the day off and is replaced by an angel who does not know the ropes. He looks around and calls the first guy forward. If you can give me an example of Christmas, you can go in. The guy thought a moment and pulled his keys out and shook them. Jingelbells he said. The Angel said cool, go on in. He brought the next guy forward with the same proposel.The guy thought for a moment, took out his lighter and flicked it on. The Christmass star he said. Fine, the Angel said, go on in. The last guy came forward and receved the same proposel. He thought a moment, reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of thong panties, Carols, he said.
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